Hey Collinses!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
A little pitch 'n catch
Hey Collinses!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Back in Country
I'm back in the USA from my lovely winter trip to the mountains. All is well and I'm all settled back into being an American again. The puppy even seems to recognize me (she is chewing on a water bottle on my chest as I type). The trip went by rather quick and the winter weather was very mild this year. Lots of rain and mud. I did get one HUGE snow storm with snow coming down in snowballs. Very cool to see a place usually covered in browns and grays, canvased in white. The work was fun and I have to say turning 30 out there dampened the blow. I even made it into the middle east twenty minutes before the inauguration. How surreal, watching it from across the world with a roomful of people so far from their homes. I'm glad I made it in time.
I hope all is well with you guys and I will see some of you west coasters soon I think.
Brian, I have your 'package' ;)
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
'Talking Dog For Sale
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
The Blogging Collinses!
Hello dear family,
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Even More Pix!
More Pictures!
Matt:
Saturday, January 24, 2009
In Safe

Hello Collinses!
Just writing to say I arrived safely in Afghanistan a few days ago and am all checked in and working away. Flight here was great. Very relaxing. Got to watch two movies and listen to Sinatra the whole time. How cool am I. Never got held up anywhere and the guy I relieved got out early. Now I'm here in the middle of an Afghan winter. Great. Hasnt been that bad yet. Days are nice (high 40s), but the nights are pretty chilly. The uninsulated hooches havent been that bad though. (My last two people out here both left massive blankets). As I write, even in late-Jan in the mountains, it's pouring outside...??? So now I'm off to deal w/ that.
Hope all is well w/ you guys and I'll see most of you in late-March
-zez
ps address remains the same:
Matt Zezima
PRG 6-11
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Hi everyone. This is from Ed Collins. I loved the pictures Brian posted, especially the sunset by the Golden Gate Bridge, (reminded me of my daily bus commutes to Port Authority in New York). I'm going to try and post some pictures of the visit Jo-Ann and I made to D.C. in early January.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Hello Collinses!
Hello family!